While the cast of Jersey Shore Family Vacation were busy finding tacos in El Paso Texas on the Thursday July 21 episode Angelina Pivarnick was finding God. Specifically the Lords guidance after her breakup from husband Chris Larangeira as delivered by Rev. Joseph Ciccone of the Saint Joseph Mission Church based in Cliffside Park. Thank you for letting plastic surgery be a thing said Angelina after rubbing holy water on her newly reconstructed nose. Ciccone married Angelina and Chris in November 2019 at the Park Château Estate and Gardens in East Brunswick.
Before I met you I did not watch it and now I am addicted to it Ciccone said. Mike the Situation he has transformed his life because of mistakes and substance abuse. Hes a whole new different person. Ciccone has been paying attention but he couldnt have seen the last few episodes to know that Chris called Mike The Situation Sorrentino to tell him that Angelina leaked details about the notorious bridesmaids speech to the press causing much consternation for speech givers Deena Cortese Jenni JWoww Farley and Nicole Snooki Polizzi who temporarily left the show because of the fallout.
Mikes stir-the-pot propagating of the details of Chris call recalls his behavior before he transformed his life. Hes the same Mike a little bit Angelina said. Angelina had a little flirt with a father who was divorced – the Saint Joseph Mission Church is obviously very progressive – and she spoke to a group of young couples about her marriage experience. A lot of stuff has happened but when you have fire and fire you have an explosion said Angelina after a highlight B-roll of her marriage to Chris was shown to viewers. I really hope these couples take my advice into effect into their marriage cause I have seen firsthand what can ruin a blanking marriage. I am living it right now.
Back in El Paso the rest of the roomies ate tacos and pre-gamed for DJ Pauly DelVecchios show at the 11:11 club. Do you need a shot? asked a fan. Snooki youre going to say no to a shot? No thank you. I dont do shots anymore girl Nicole said. They think were alcoholics Deena said. Thats kind of true Jenni said. The cast was introduced to the crowd at the club. In Pauly Ds words it was lit. Are we the Beatles? Nicole quipped. Jersey Shore Family Vacation airs at 8 p.m. Thursdays on MTV.
As the roommates left behind the relative peace of a Texas vacation on MTVs Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Angelina has had just about enough of Old Sitch and is ready to fight back! Greetings comrades! It is I your El Presidente here to tell you all about Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Season 5 Episode 18 Messy Mike.
Like a wrestling feud leading to the PPV this season of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation continues to build toward the blow off match between Angelina and Mike. The story goes like this: as Angel marriage disintegrated Mike who had grown into the baby face role of optimistic and supportive twelve-stepper offered her advice and friendship. But then comrades he pulled a major heel turn by talking with her ex-husband and ex-side-piece recording the trash they talked about her and then immediately shared it with the roommates. Up to and including the roommates trip to El Paso that Angelina did not go on he then proceeded to stir the pot as much as possible to get the other roommates angry with Angelina. All of this will lead to the big blowout fight teased since the first episodes trailer which somehow ends up with Angelina throwing a glass of wine on Nikki. All the while the show is teasing the angle: will Mike relapse on his past villainous ways.
A good deal of this weeks episode was spent wrapping up the El Paso trip as the Meatballs nursed a hangover from Paulys DJ gig the night before. Pauly and Vinny returned to Vegas so Vinny could get back to stripping. Everyone else went back to New Jersey where J-Woww spoke at a Hero Kulture event in support of her sons Autism. Snooki and Deena were invited to a sit down with Angelina who explained to them the very obvious concept that Mike gleefully talking to her ex-husband and then starting drama on his behavior is not good comrade behavior. The episode ended there and maybe well get the confrontation next week. Or maybe they will stretch it out for four more episodes. Haw haw haw!
To see the drama spill over to Twitter where Mike has accused the show of giving Angelina a good edit breaking kayfabe and said Angelina is suffering from liabetes soon to be a t-shirt surely you might worry that this could have an overall negative impact on Mikes mental health but comrades I wouldnt be surprised to see the season end in a happy note with everything forgiven over an excessive Italian feast cooked by Vinnys mom… that is until they need to stir it all back up again for Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Season 6. Until next time amigos: socialism or death!
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